New Spread: It’s a Black and White World

Take all the polarizing rhetoric to its natural conclusion. There are no nuances, no colors, not even shades of grey. Ignore those colored patches on the cards, they are just noise to you.

Black and White World

Our cards stand for the most extreme, absurd, narrow, or harsh interpretations only.

As a reminder, we deal them over a black and/or white background, no shades of grey here.

Note that any subject can be spun into absurdist rhetoric, the stories need not be (and likely should not be) born of the political moment. The goal is to have fun with it, not to create life-long enemies. Unless you want to create enemies over the merits of fish over chickens, of course!

The Deal

  • Shuffle the entire deck.
  • Deal three cards in “Tiny Stonehenge” formation.
  • Call the bottom two cards the participants.
  • Call the top card the topic.


The participants discuss the topic, but in terms and viewpoints as polarized as possible. They admit no middle ground, no compromise, no shades of grey between their black and white. Worse, they don’t even agree on the nature of the topic. The left participant sees the topic from its left end, and the right participant see it from the right.

The story need not be strictly in the form of a dialog, of course. For example, it can be written from a single point of view without respect for the real views of the other participant.

For that matter, don’t feel restricted to only two participants, but only two are chosen by the deal of the cards.

And do always remember that the real goal is to have fun!


We find disguise and fork discussing beauty vs. intelligence. Disguise sees only beauty and fork sees only intelligence.

This could be a debate about the merits of Miss Universe vs. the Nobel prizes.


New Spread: Falling Leaves

Time marches on bringing with it a change of seasons and a new spread.

Leaves Fall Where They May

Fall is the time when the trees notice that the halcyon days of summer are over, and it is nearly time to nap for the winter. And naturally, their leaves are found everywhere.

For this spread, the cards fall as leaves do. You get the opportunity to rake up the cards and compost them into new ideas. You might find the occasional card landing face down, or even possibly cards blowing in from neighboring decks. Regardless, you get to pick it all up.

The Deal

Shuffle the complete deck, and toss a few cards haphazardly onto the table. For extra amusement, salt in a few cards from any other decks you may have lying around. Flashcards. Tarot. Pinochle. Fluxx. Old Maid. Uno. Whatever you have to let blow on to the table will add to the fun, possibly even an actual leaf! Don’t fret about any face-down cards. Ignore them completely, play around them, or turn them face up at your whim.

Just please do have fun with it and don’t actually put the cards in a compost heap!


We find scattered a mirror, widget, apple, Prudence, Wisdom, and Endurance. You can’t actually see prudence, it is hiding behind wisdom. There’s probably a message there. The apple is nearly speared on one of the uncountable prongs of the widget, which seems like a reasonable place for it.

The combination of the mirror and apple always makes me think of classic fairy tales. Of course, neither prudence nor wisdom usually figure very strongly on those, so I might mix in either an Aesop fable or a Kipling Just So story.


New Spread: Root and Branch Again

As the leaves think about changing colors and leaving the branches bare for the winter, I’m once again reminded of the dual structure of a tree. We see a network of branches overhead, and if you strip the dirt away, a network of roots below.

Let’s consider the tree as a source of inspiration.

The roots anchor it to the earth, provide stability, and most of the nutrients.

The branches carry the leaves to great heights, allowing them to see sky and photosynthesize most of the year.

For the roots, we will deal from the Concrete cards. For the branches, we will deal from the Abstract cards. Connecting the two sets is the trunk of our story.


New Spread: Again the River

Water has figured prominently in our public eye of late. Let’s return to see what happens when we dip our feet in the same river once again. Or is that really the same river?

As before, we deal a handful of cards from both decks, and seek to use them in order to drive our story forward, ideally without getting caught in an eddy, finding a sinkhole, or encountering a flood.

As always, remember to have fun!


New Spread: Eclipsed

In synchronicity with the Total Solar Eclipse of 20171, let’s let an eclipse upset our deals.



In addition to the full deck, you’ll need something round roughly the same scale as a card. I’m using a coaster2 with a diameter fairly close to the diagonal of a card. Extra style points go for using a coaster showing the face of the full moon, naturally.

Deal a fan of several cards, and drop the coaster on them so that it covers some or all of the card faces. Style points should also be awarded for relating the amount of card covered to the conditions of the eclipse. Where my keyboard is really located it will only see a maximum eclipse of about 80% of the area. So I won’t allow my coaster to cover more that 80% of any card.


The eclipse is often seen as an omen. In story, it’s occurrence can be used by a hero to sway the ignorant. In person, a total eclipse is an experience of a lifetime. Interpretation of the cards can grow out of the many myths and beliefs about eclipses and their significance to individuals and even whole societies.

The three cards show something openly, something hidden, and something obscured. The moon hides more or less of any of these depending on how it falls.

The thing most hidden by the moon is the key to unlocking a tale to tell.


The sample spread above shows a fan of apple, Past Experience, and fish eclipsed. The moon covers most of the fish.

This is an omen for a curious fish, reminding him of the past, and the dangers of accepting apples from strangers. He escaped the hook once. But once may be the only chance he will get. He must hope that one chance is all he needs.

  1. Visible along a seventy mile wide line extending roughly from Portland Oregon to Charleston South Carolina on August 21, 2017. Try NASA and here for lots of details and advice. 
  2. Yes, I’m actually using a circle drawn by the same software that is drawing the card faces. But I modeled that circle after the coaster sitting on my desk next to my keyboard. 

New Spread: Cards in the Balance

To light a candle is to cast a shadow…
—Ursula K. Le Guin, A Wizard of Earthsea

This month we will visit both the light side and the dark side, whether of duct tape or of the force, and play with tales that balance the two.

Balance what, you might well ask?

Pick up your cards, and notice that there is a different word at each end. For most cards, these words are pairs that could be balanced. Some only figuratively, some quite literally.

The Spread

For this spread, we will stand an actor on a base. Lean too far to either end of the base, and balance is lost. The tale lies somewhere in the tension between the extremes.

For the base, deal a single card, placed horizontally.

For the actor, add a single card above it, near the base’s center, haphazardly. Add a second card above the first, also somewhat haphazardly. Taken together, these cards name the actor and provide the context.

Interpret the base as you will, drawing on context both obvious and obscure. The tale might be about freedom vs. duty, light vs. dark, good vs. evil, claustrophobia vs. agoraphobia, yin vs. yang, or set along any other spectrum you can imagine.


The cards dealt are

Base: infinite — limited
Actor: gentleman puppet

The gentleman must prevail in spite of all the strings pulled by others, and find his center between the desires of those around him pulling him every which way, and his own personal goals. His success will be a path that walks between those extremes, sometimes playing those pulling his strings off of each other in order to maintain his own balance.


New Spread: The Lottery

As they always say, “You can’t win if you don’t play…”

The Lottery


For this batch we’ll try something a little different. In addition to the Oracle cards, you will need some dice. Just one die of any size and shape will do, but it will be easier if you have two or more. I will use two six-sided dice for the blog, known in tabletop gaming as 2d6.

Roll the dice, and record the numbers on each dia from left to right across the table in front of you, along with their total. This is the daily draw and a bonus value.

Separate the deck into the abstract and concrete packets.

Deal three pairs, each an abstract paired with a concrete noun.


The first pair along with the dice roll represent the grim reality, in answer to yesterday’s hopes and dreams.

The second pair says something about the situation today.

The third pair identifies the hopes and dreams for tomorrow.

The story today likely picks up from where yesterday left off. Of course, changes of point of view are encouraged. This is an opportunity to try writing something where you don’t know until you deal tomorrow’s cards where the tale will lead you. Of course, you are welcome to plan a longer story arc, and then face the adage that no plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

Whatever you do, remember that the goal is to expand your thinking about a tale and above all, to have fun.


  • Dice roll: 1, 1, total 2
  • Grim Reality: Abhor, Disguise
  • Present Day: Fate, Beer
  • Hopes and Dreams: War, and window

The grim reality is a roll of snake eyes and a hated disguise or costume. The setting is an ominous pub, with hopes and dreams of a window of war.

The story could be of a disaffected mercenary, losing at craps while waiting for his rapidly narrowing chance to make a difference in the war.