Try a taste. Go ahead. Try it. One taste is all it will take. The tangerine chicken will ensnare you. You cannot resist its tangy hotness. I know you will resist. But it will get you in the end.
You will claim that we used some underhanded tactics to entrap you. That we indoctrinated you. Hypnotized you. Adicted you. You might even attempt to sue us to get free. But you will never get free.
The truth is that once you’ve tasted the orange gold, you will never see the world the same again.