At this point the rising tide of history, a conflict is inevitable. Our enemy is more bold than ever. We must act, and act now to preserve all the we hold right and true, and to set aside their infamy. History is written by the winners, and history will agree with our experts today that this is wise approach.
For if we succeed today, we will achieve peace in our time.
And no more will be offended by uncouth people approaching the eggs from the big end.
The lazy tide of Big-endianism will be stamped out in our lifetime.
Little-endianism is the one true way.