Beauteous silver fork extraordinaire
Six prong’d wonder, handmade one of a kind
Finely engravèd scenic dinnerware
Too valuable to use but I’m resigned.
At the immaculate chef’s table we dined
Course after fine course soothed hunger unfed
Balanced art and flavor palates combined
Rare beef, sautèd mushrooms, and wine most red.
One chance to die happy, sated. instead
Dinner will stop short of death by chocolate
Other deaths await us amongst the spread
Fugu mango ice cream so abhorrent.
Finest dining, with arty silverware
Supplies a chance to see my health impaired