Once upon a time, before the world was all fluffy and padded, saws could be found in all sorts of unlikely places.
A good little child could be rewarded by a carrot, or punished with a stick, without worry of what the neighbors might think.
And any teddy bear you see might conceal, inside its fluffy body, a saw.
But then along came the monster, and took all our fun away. And now anytime anyone wants to make something the least bit fun, they have to first think about the lawyers, the possible lawsuit, and what will the jury think.